Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's salacious rap banger, "WAP," has been inescapable since it broke the internet in 2020 with its dazzling music video and spit-take-inducing bars ("I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage," Cardi begs at one particularly hilarious moment).
The track is glossy and catchy in the all the ways modern rap songs are, but YouTube metal maven Anthony Vincent has decided to recreate "WAP" in the style of an old-school Slipknot song.
Vincent, who's famous for recording various songs in the style of other metal bands, managed to completely flip the instantly-recognizable "WAP" into sounding like a long-lost B-side from Slipknot's first album. He's got Corey Taylor's hellfire vocal delivery down to a T, and the instrumentation sounds exactly like Slipknot.
Therefore, once you realize what he's actually singing — "bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy," for example — the only reasonable response is to laugh uncontrollably. We can only imagine that Taylor and Co. would approve of this absurd reinvention, and you can listen above via YouTube.
